As the sun set over Springfield, Ohio, a family of illegal immigrants from Haiti made their way into town. With empty bellies and no English skills to speak of, they were desperate for a solution. Little did anyone know that this family's hunger would soon become the talk of the town.
It started innocently enough - a stray cat here, a lost kitten there. But before long, the family had rounded up an impressive collection of felines and were cooking them up in their makeshift kitchen. The aroma wafting from their small apartment was nothing short of intoxicating, and soon the neighbors began to take notice.
At first, no one suspected a thing. Who wouldn't want a free meal? But as the days went by and more cats disappeared, whispers turned to shouts, and the family's secret was out.
As the family's cat-cooking operation gained notoriety, they realized that this could be more than just a means to an end. They saw an opportunity - a business opportunity, born from desperation.
With no English skills and limited resources, they decided to capitalize on their newfound fame by selling 'Kitty Beef' at the local farmer's market. And sell it they did. The smell of sizzling cat wafted through the air, enticing passersby with its savory aroma.
Before long, Kitty Beef was all the rage in Springfield. People came from far and wide to taste the exotic delicacy, and the family's fortunes began to change.
As Kitty Beef's popularity grew, so did the backlash. Animal lovers and cat enthusiasts began to protest outside their market stall, holding signs that read 'Meow is not a menu option'.
But the family refused to back down, insisting that they were simply providing a service - after all, who needs cats when you can have delicious beef?
The town was now divided: those who saw the humor in it and those who were appalled by the thought of eating cat. The debate raged on social media, with #KittyBeef trending nationwide.